Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Touchdown Breakdown (or, How to Win in the New NFL).

A thorough and scientific dissection of the now infamous Touchception. Intended for instructional purposes only. Adapted from Monday Night Football September 24, 2012, Seattle WA. 1. Go ahead and start with a pass interference penalty to get that pesky defender out of your way. It's cool; no one's watching. 2. Do the Hokey-Pokey (you put your right arm out) 3. If you still can't catch the ball, at least catch the guy who did catch...

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Ready or Not, It's Autumn!

It is again September, and with the start of September comes the end of Summer. And the end of Summer can be elusive, but look beyond a passing glance and it is hard to miss. The Olympic flame has been extinguished; the venues now empty and the athletes gone home. The local pools, brimming over with laughter just days ago now sit silent and still. School supply aisles are slowly dwindling, leaving the shelves exposed and bare, reminding us...