
A thorough and scientific dissection of the now infamous Touchception. Intended for instructional purposes only. Adapted from Monday Night Football September 24, 2012, Seattle WA.
1. Go ahead and start with a pass interference penalty to get that pesky defender out of your way. It's cool; no one's watching.
2. Do the Hokey-Pokey (you put your right arm out)
3. If you still can't catch the ball, at least catch the guy who did catch...